Never! Never! Never, ever call a fat woman fat! Call the bitch “big boned”:
Police: Woman bites man after being called fat
LINCOLN, Neb. – Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn’t like being called “fat.” Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said officers were called to a Lincoln hospital around 3:25 a.m. Wednesday to talk to the injured man.
He told them that he’d been bitten at a party.
Flood said officers later learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood says the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat.
Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite.
Flood said the ear chunk was not found.
Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault and remained in custody Wednesday. Case records don’t yet list her attorney’s name.
But most importantly NEVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVER scare a black person:
As a research nerd, and kind of a weirdo, writing a post about gay marriage inequality and sulking about how many states I can’t marry my ex-girlfriend in got me wondering: Hm, how many states could I marry THIS guy in?
If you see any resemblance, it’s because that’s my mom’s sister’s son. But turns out the answer, despite all that stigma and a slightly increased risk of birth defects in offspring, is, most states. Some have caveats, like that we wouldn’t be allowed to get married unless we were really old or unable to reproduce, and some wouldn’t let us get married but WOULD legally recognize our marriage as long as we had the ceremony somewhere else. Way to not extend that courtesy to the gays, Arkansas, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Washington, West Virginia, and Wyoming!
I am absolutely not saying that I think first cousins shouldn’t be allowed to get married. What I am saying is, I made a map.
From Motherjones.com – Mac McClelland is Mother Jones’ human rights reporter, writer of The Rights Stuff, and the author of For Us Surrender Is Out of the Question: A Story From Burma’s Never-Ending War. Read more of her stories and follow her on Twitter.
Local talk show host, Michael Berry, is doing his part to hold the brown man down. Berry expressed his support for the Arizona bill, which allows authorities to detain suspected illegal immigrants based on their appearance alone. He hopes that Texas adopts similar legislation of its own.
Thankfully, Shakira will be heading to Arizona to shake them haters off — meeting with Phoenix’s mayor and other government officials in opposition to the bill. Go get ‘em, girl. Them hips don’t lie.
Some Houstonians Are Planning Major Protests Against SB1070
Andrea Nguyen KIAH
April 26, 2010
Many Houstonians, especially talk show host Michael Berry, are jumping into the controversy surrounding an immigration bill recently signed by Arizona’s governor Jan Brewer.
It’s called SB 1070, and it allows police in Arizona to detain people they suspect may be illegal immigrants; even if it’s just because of they way they look.
“What they are really doing is giving the tools to police officers,” said Berry. “We have a huge crime problem in our illegal immigration community… we’ve seen Houston police officers shot and killed by illegal immigrants.”
He hopes Texas will follow Arizona’s lead
“The state should have the authority to do this if the federal government won’t help them.”
But illegal immigrant’s rights activists are calling the measure “the most anti-immigration bill in the United States.”
Cesar Espinosa, Executive Director of Houston’s America For All, said the bill discriminates against Latinos and will basically legalize racial profiling.
“People will be targeted because they look a certain way,” said Espinosa.
SB 1070 also requires immigrants carry proper documentation at all times, outlaws citizens from hiring day laborers, and prohibits the transport of an illegal immigrant any where in the state, even if that person is a family member.
“People say they shouldn’t be called illegal’s,” said Berry. “You could call a drug dealer and unlicensed pharmacist, but the law says you have to have papers to come here.”
Opponents of the bill are asking people to boycott Arizona.
Several Civil Rights groups are suing the state calling the bill unconstitutional.
Major protests are being planned nationwide including one in Houston this coming Saturday. A march starting at Bellaire and Renwick will be held from 4 to 6pm.
Protestors also plan to demonstrate at an Astros game, May 5th, against the Arizona Diamond Backs.
MIA’s new video is EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, so you’ll probably want to check it out.
Is it about Arizona’s new immigration legislation? Or America’s foreign policy? Or is it just MIA’s way of showing love to South Park? We at Hater think it’s probably the latter, but here’s what the Huffington Post has said about it:
Whether it’s a comment on the absurdity of genocide (of which M.I.A. saw plenty during her early childhood in Sri Lanka) or a challenge to the idea of “other” in Arizona’s immigration law, it is startling even in the context of recent genre-bending music art-films.
Pam Grier has a new memoir, Foxy: My Life In Three Acts. Here’s an interesting excerpt.
He said, “Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It’s a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?”
“No,” I said, astonished.
“Well, it’s really dangerous,” he went on. “Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?”
“No,” I said, “not that I know of. It’s not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex.” I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard’s famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.
“Are you sure he isn’t doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?” the doctor asked.
“That’s a possibility,” I said.
“You know, I am dating Richard Pryor.”
“Oh, my God,” he said. “We have a serious problem here. If he’s not putting it on his skin directly, then it’s worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid.”
The doctor then asks her if her mouth went numb while performing oral sex on Pryor, which she says it did, and which he links to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.
Afeni, 63, was arrested April 16 in Lumberton, North Carolina and charged with felony possession of marijuana, maintaining a vehicle, dwelling or place for a controlled substance and simple possession of a controlled substance.
She posted $10,000 bail and is expected to appear in court May 10.
Real Street Kloze is a new urban one-stop shop in the ever-changing neighborhood off of N. Main. Real Street Kloze has opened its doors this week and is carrying Houston catered gear for the whole fam, purses, graffiti mags, caps, art supplies and will be the only store carrier of Ironlak aerosol paint in the City of Syrup.
